March 2012
Mar 1st
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It’s super sad to look at old pictures of myself and see how skinny I used to be. Ew why does this bother me more than world hunger? How shallow and self-centered am I…………..
Mar 1st
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I’m so excited and caffeinated that I’m rolling about the floors of my house singing songs from Chicago and flipping my hair about almost to the point of whiplash.
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Feb 29th
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Attractive man totally checked out my rack and laughed at my jokes today. That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for my lady parts.  Also,  flirting with a different strapping young man who spoke English as a second language at a Mongolian restaurant = uncomfortable mother and my own personal entertainment for a good hour. Such a good day.
Feb 28th
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I keeping mixing up polenta and placenta…………..
Feb 27th
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Things no one cares about.
I wish I would have been more adventurous with my song for Throwback. I felt a little boring. I have stupid hormonal feelings for a stupid guy and I would bet great sums of money that it is not mutual. I’m reeeeeeeeeeeeally nervous about Chicago. How embarrassing would it be if I got cut from the show my senior year.. I want some goddamn tortillla soup and tortilla chips adhsjlaf ...
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Jesus Christ, what is happening to me lately? I feel like a fucking teenage girl. All sensitive and shit.
Feb 22nd
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Raquel probably got syphilis in exchange for drugs.
Feb 21st
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Sometimes I wish my dad would’ve worn a condom Valentine’s Day of ‘93.
Feb 17th
I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I...
Feb 17th
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I have a massive penis. Just in case anyone was wondering.
Feb 16th
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