March 2012
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It’s super sad to look at old pictures of myself and see how skinny I used to be.
Ew why does this bother me more than world hunger? How shallow and self-centered am I…………..
I’m so excited and caffeinated that I’m rolling about the floors of my house singing songs from Chicago and flipping my hair about almost to the point of whiplash.
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February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Attractive man totally checked out my rack and laughed at my jokes today. That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for my lady parts.
Also, flirting with a different strapping young man who spoke English as a second language at a Mongolian restaurant = uncomfortable mother and my own personal entertainment for a good hour. Such a good day.
I keeping mixing up polenta and placenta…………..
Things no one cares about.
I wish I would have been more adventurous with my song for Throwback. I felt a little boring.
I have stupid hormonal feelings for a stupid guy and I would bet great sums of money that it is not mutual.
I’m reeeeeeeeeeeeally nervous about Chicago. How embarrassing would it be if I got cut from the show my senior year..
I want some goddamn tortillla soup and tortilla chips adhsjlaf
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Jesus Christ, what is happening to me lately? I feel like a fucking teenage girl. All sensitive and shit.
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Raquel probably got syphilis in exchange for drugs.
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Sometimes I wish my dad would’ve worn a condom Valentine’s Day of ‘93.
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I have a massive penis. Just in case anyone was wondering.