February 2012
Things no one cares about.
I wish I would have been more adventurous with my song for Throwback. I felt a little boring.
I have stupid hormonal feelings for a stupid guy and I would bet great sums of money that it is not mutual.
I’m reeeeeeeeeeeeally nervous about Chicago. How embarrassing would it be if I got cut from the show my senior year..
I want some goddamn tortillla soup and tortilla chips adhsjlaf
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Jesus Christ, what is happening to me lately? I feel like a fucking teenage girl. All sensitive and shit.
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Raquel probably got syphilis in exchange for drugs.
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Sometimes I wish my dad would’ve worn a condom Valentine’s Day of ‘93.
I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I wanna die I...
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I have a massive penis. Just in case anyone was wondering.
Why have I dreamed of blow jobs every night this week?
Everyone is so annoying. Everyone is always complaining about people complaining about people complaining and now I’m doing igesnhoudgvjkil.b fd c..’sDg’
Tomorrow I’m putting on my sexiest lingerie so that when I get home…
I can eat chocolate until I don’t fit it in it anymore. Then put on sweats and cry, but not before staring at my naked body in a full length mirror and marking my flaws with a sharpie until I get ink poisoning and cutting of all my hair and eating it.
Goodnight.
This is the strangest song I’ve ever...
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Things I find funny:
stupid people
angry people
genuine rants on the internet
people who think they can win arguments on the internet
when people think “kill yourself” as a comment of a video means literally write a note to your mom and tie up the noose
pride for a high school/citing its rank
abortion
I’m glad God made me homely because I got this here sparkling personality instead
and everyone knows personality is what matters most.
@illuminateme
Tell your daddy that if he registers to vote, I’ll bake him a pie.
Actually, I extend that offer to anyone a year older than 18 who has not registered to vote.
PIE FOR EVERYONE
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illuminateme replied to your post: My mother voted for Reagan. Woah, man.
At least your mom is old and votes. My dad is old and has never even registered to vote.
Maybe it’s for the best. My mom voted for Bush. Twice.
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My mother voted for Reagan. Woah, man.
I hate those goddamn fortune cookies that give you shitty advice. “Live life to the fullest!”
Muthafucka if I wanted to see that shit, I would eat a cliche motivational statement cookie.
Don’t tell me what to do. You’re a cookie. A bitchass cookie.
